Mother’s Day is coming up, and soon all your coworkers are going to have flowers delivered to work, and you’ll have to listen to your girlfriends gush about the romantic date their husband has planned for them.
Your mom will call to complain that you never come to see her, and that your father always made the day so special for her. Even the guys you know will be in full-on tactical mode, agonizing over what to get that special mom in their lives. Even though the holiday falls on a Sunday, there’s at least four days around the holiday that just put your teeth on edge. You consider buying stock in Hallmark.
You’re a single mom, and chances are, you’re just looking forward to some much needed downtime, since you’ll have the weekend free (thanks to visitation). You’ll get the chance to sleep in on Saturday, then spend the rest of the morning cleaning up the glitter and macaroni that fell off the cards your little ones made at school. Maybe you’ll go get a massage, or a pedicure? Or just stay home and melt into your pj’s, wearing a masque, and working your way through a carton of ice cream! At least this weekend there’s no pressure from your well meaning friends to “get out there, go to the club, meet someone special”. You know how it is!
But you’ve binged through your favorite flavor and tv show, and now the house is too quiet. Your mind fills up with thoughts of just how good your friends really are (or not) being treated this weekend. Yet, not a single one of them is alone. Maybe, just this once, you could spend your off time with someone special. Even if it’s just a sexy voice on the other end of the line, and some stimulating conversation that has nothing to do with the latest baby gadgets on the market. Maybe just some fun and sexy flirtation, no strings attached, to make you feel good again!
That’s where chat lines come in. They’re the saving grace for every single mom out there, who’s too busy to date and feeling too fat (after a quart of ice cream) to dress up and head back out into the night. They’re totally anonymous, so you can flirt and play from the comfort of your own home, get as wild as you want, and start to feel sexy and interesting again. Without the guilt (because that’s a whole other vat of rocky road)! No stress, no hype, no commitment- you can leave at any time- and no one but you will ever know how you got your groove back!!
